"Man, this kid sent me his portfolio and he’s looking for feedback. I don’t wanna give him fucking feedback. I mean, if it was incredible, I would."

Y'know, because he's Indian.

  • Me: So... any word or updates on the project?
  • He: <laughs> No. Haven't heard a thing. For all I know, he's run away to Baghdad.

O rly?

“I didn’t think you were going to keep up last night, you were sweating up a storm”

~ OH in the lunchroom